Monday, August 20, 2007

Blood on the wall

Gidday bunch of loons!

Today is one of those days where everything is boring. I got up late and feel like a zombie with a headache. Assuming that my zombie self has a head at all.

I was just looking over at my wall and saw a bug crawling above my bed. I have nothing against bugs unless they come too close to me and are in my bed. You never know what they decide to crawl into. So, in order to prevent having biting bed bugs I took this paper cd-rom holder thingy with a cd in it and walked over to the wannabe bed bug. I wanted to just sort of whack the crawler at the side so that it would go flying off and away from my bed and I didn't want to kill it because that is quite unnecessary. I put the cd-rom holder thingy against the wall and made ready to launch the bug and wacked it sideways, but, a little too forcefully. SPLAT! The bed bug was launched alright, only it's body's contents where left behind on the wall. I am a bug murderer with blood on the wall. I killed the bug. Oh no! But I was more worried about the dark stain that was on my wall. My wall is white. I ran to the bathroom and got a stash of toilet paper and ran back after wetting it in the sink and rubbed the wall, hoping it would go away. It did! My wall is wonderous.

Other than that I've done nothing much worth telling. Apart from watching 'Premonition', that crashed halfway through and now I'm feeling rather buggered because I can't watch it's said to be bad ending. By the way, Sandra Bullock is weird in this film. Freaky when she acts upset.

Am now going to keep being annoyed about the crash of film and hope that it miraculously starts working again.

S'later!

4 comments:

Sammish said...

Man, I told you the ending was crummy anyway. If I'd had the choice when I saw the movie, I would have chosen to have a black screen pop up mid-way through that said, "THE REST OF THIS MOVIE IS CRUMMY, SO INSTEAD WE BRING YOU BLURRY SHOTS OF BRITNEY SPEARS WRITING SATANIC MESSAGES ON HER OWN SHINY HEAD."

Would have flipping made. My. Day.

faye said...

Britney Spear writing satanic messages like a satanic person in the land of satan would in fact not be a bad thing.

Then again I would fall off my chair as I would be blinded by her shiney head.

Lenora said...

People should read this.

Maartje van Hoorn said...

Thank you Lenora. I might just as well start writing about my ongoing crummy adventurous life again...