The importance of breakfast

Breakfast is very important. Mom and Dad have told me that every day since I was born. Even though babies don't understand what it means.

Don't ask me why it's so important, I'm too lazy to look it up. It just is. If you don't have breakfast, you will eventually die. Because you will, one day die. Even if you do have breakfast every morning.

Today, I haven't had any. Or lunch. I feel wonky, as if someone has run a vacuum cleaner through my stomach. It's not pleasant at all. A stack of syrupped pancakes is in order. And, because I'm such a lazy bum, I'll take those microwave pancake thingies and stick them in the microwave for a 120 seconds. Until it goes beep beep. Yum yum!

Beep Beep and xoxoxo

Faye