Semi awake

G'morning wacky pally persons,

I am on a semi awake streak. I have no intention to completely wake up. In fact, I'm only on a break from sleeping and thought I'd use the occasion to write something. When semi awake I can be really smart, mind. All things considered. I'm not half the zombie I am when I'm awake.

I just went to the loo and when I returned I was nearly tripped by one of my two cats that thinks she is a ninja. She thinks that shooting past me just as I try to go through the door is funny. She is a living, walking, stalking, annoying roadblock at times. But really she just wanted to hijack my bed. Minx. But I caught her in the act and started a pillowfight. Ninja cat ninja'd away. Probably to be even ninja-er on the balcony railing. Very dangerous. She fell off once. Stupid cat. I don't know why she thinks she is a ninja. But then, she also thinks that the carpet is a tree and digs nails into it and won't stop pulling until it comes off. Very annoying.

My other cat is a poser. Really, if you come near him with a camera he curls up and poses. If there was a Maxim for kitties he would be in it. But then, he also thinks he can talk to birds. When he sees them near the balcony, he sits on the table and makes funny noises and weird mouth movements, it's like a bird entrancing thing, because first chance he gets, he wacks paws at them. It's not very often though, he's not very smart. Gets ninja'd a lot by ninja cat.

No sign of ninja cat now as I've locked her out. The bed is all mine and calling.

Zzzzzz.....